My
dear sweet BetteAnn you of course know,
A poem can help determine a way to go.
You may also began to realize,
Just how you stand in my eyes.
Last evening after dinner with close kin.
Went to my brother's and was invited in.
Watched “People vs. Larry Flint”
And another which I haven't a hint.
Left my car parked in front of his home,
Because my parking spot was muddy loam.
After I took off my clothes and turned out the light.
Started comparing two women and who would be right.
One smokes, about her health I am concerned.
You on the other hand don't as I have learned.
One is really small and thin as a rail.
You on the otherhand, full figured, not frail.
One has almost no meat on her body I must admit
Yours makes me wish for cold weather to snuggle against it.
One is shy in public and to smile is struggling.
You on the otherhand, outgoing, never not smiling.
One has slept with men as uncountable as sand.
You have have slept with only your late husband.
One has lips that are thin and unpassionate.
You have great lips I can really appreciate.
One has almost no breasts and aren't that appealing,
You have gorgeous ones that you can't keep from revealing.
One is short and I have to bend real far to kiss her.
You fit right up there against me, like we belong together.
So, BetteAnn as you can plainly see.
You seem to be the right one for me.
I can't believe it all started this fall
Sitting smack dab in the middle of the mall.
Continued into the mall parking lot,
Where we found the solutions which we sought.
Later at your apartment we did kiss.
And that last one I'm glad I didn't miss.
Our lives are now entertwined.
The future will now unwind.
Bette and bill are making a swell.
Hope all goes really, really well.
One works from two till eleven,
You don't work twenty four/seven.
One I get to be with one day a week
You I can be with those days I seek.
One I haven't to family presented.
You, I'd introduce today if you consented.
One has three dogs and four cats that tie her down.
You don't have any problem if you go out of town.
One has a car with no AC or heater.
You have a truck that can beater.
One is still carrying a lot of garbage.
You are ready to eat stew and cabbage.
One makes me feel she's not totally approachable
You make me feel very welcome and comfortable.
She was not looking for any relationships.
More of an email buddy to exchange quips.
It is my future with which I am responsible.
And I find you completely irresistible.
I am giving my heart to you.
I have given it to only a few.
I just beg you to please be gentle.
And know it all starts out mental.
The largest sex organ of the human creature.
Is the brain or mind as its premium feature.
Romance is a game for adults to play.
It has guides and rules and goes this way.
It separates us from the beast that roam.
Instills respect for each other at home.
I am looking forward to the challange you present.
And one day soon we'll look back on this content.
Know that we each made the correct decision.
To bind us together in the human condition.
I need your approval and want to soon start.
Can I continue to court you, maybe win your heart?
BetteAnn, I now place the ball in your court.
And as of this statement from within your fort.
You have all the power at your descretion.
To do with as you please in your creation.
If you see fit take me along for the ride.
I'll walk with my head held high in pride.